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After Dark: The Simpson's Files

Itchy and Scratchy from The Simpson's dressed in suits pointing revolvers at each other's heads. There is text that is slightly cut off in the screenshot. It reads "Itchy and Scratchy's [cut off]. Bright Lights, Dead [cut off]. Bosom Bloodies. The Dyin' King. The Secret Death [cut off].
After Dark comes to Springfield.
Jul 02, 2026 Watch Now...

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After Dark: Mike's So-Called Life

A nerdy-looking white guy in a white, button-up, collared shirt, blue pants, black shoes and square-rimmed glasses. He is standing in his living room which contains a pink chair set up in front of a small tv on a table, a small shelving unit full of books with a cabinet on the side and a lamp placed on top, a window with blinds, a square clock hanging on the wall, a picture on the wall that might be two sailboats in the night, a round mirror, a radiator, and a computer desk with an old Macintosh on top with a flying toaster screen saver running. The wall has wood paneling up to about waist height with a green wall paper patern going the rest of the way up.
Gotta hand it to Mike, his wainscoting game is on point.
Jun 30, 2026 Watch Now...

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After Dark: Flying Toilets

Three flying toilets, two of which are occupied. One is occupied by a bespectacled person and another occupied by a cow. Both are reading a newspaper that strategically covers anything that would make this screensaver unsuitable for children. Also in the scene are a flying plunger and flying toilet paper in yellow and cow print varieties.
Just try not to think too much about where all that crap is going.
Jun 25, 2026 Watch Now...

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After Dark: Confetti Factory

A series of conveyor belts and scaffold-like platforms, some of which are covered in piles of colorful particles.
Can we all just pretend this is that special biodegradable confetti?
Jun 23, 2026 Watch Now...

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  • May 08, 2026

    Site Update! Added a new screen saver video (and actual text to replace the dummy text in the other two. Oops) and a new Rockapella blog. Also added corporate grunge theme.

  • Apr 17, 2026

    This is it! After nearly a year of work, the site is up!

  • Jan 26, 2026

    Loved watching the MinnMax/Giant Bomb stream. Made sure to donate. Last I checked, they raised over a quarter mil to assist ICE victims in Minneapolis. These are GDQ numbers. I guess the people have spoken. ICE is a scourge on society around the same level as cancer.